These two pictures are of me as "Class Clown" of my grade school ('95), and high school ('99). I only developed a sense of humor because everyone said it was what women wanted most in a man, but little did I know that by "women," they meant "Amazons."

Read what my critics have to say:

"Please stop sending me letters and nude photos. I can't give a quote about your comedy, because I've never heard of you."

-Conan O'Brien

And,

"There are certainly people less funny than Joseph. I like that he doesn't swear too much."

-Bella Rosati (Grandmother)